Ask Amelia

Kinky Questions, go go go go

Sun, 29 Jul 2012 21:06:39 -0700

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?

Jiru's Stuff: 37. Enemy

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 14:20:45 -0700

Jiru's Stuff: 37. Enemy:

jirusstuff:

Requested for Amelia

…

The eyes looking back were narrowed, angry, and full of a raw hatred that seemed to have no real cause. Still it boiled over and the sheer look of that gaze was enough to make even a grown man cower like a child. And these eyes were only a mere reflection; so the real…

Photo

Sat, 21 Jul 2012 06:41:46 -0700

Photo

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 21:16:10 -0700

Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 21:23:45 -0700

A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?

Photo

Sat, 14 Jul 2012 18:09:27 -0700

inside joke. <3

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 23:30:32 -0700

inside joke. <3

The Zodiacs and Their Roles (III - slumber party!)

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 17:45:37 -0700

Aries: the one that has a million blankets and pillows
Taurus: the one that brings snacks and gives romance advice
Gemini: the one that talks all night and never goes to sleep
Cancer: the one with the hidden naughty side playing truth or dare
Leo: starts a pillow fight
Virgo: GOSSIPS
Libra: wants to talk about all the cutest boys
Scorpio: The one with a favorite stuffed bear
Sagittarius: Says they're gonna pull an all-nighter -- they're the first ones asleep!
Capricorn: Listens, and observes the action
Aquarius: is on tumblr the whole time
Pisces: Is the "timid" one during truth or dare

If this wasn’t from a BL comic… I’d say this...

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 06:16:05 -0700

If this wasn’t from a BL comic… I’d say this man is describing me. Haha. <3

today is July 4… you know that that means, Loves. It’s my birthday. I hope to get some...

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 02:22:28 -0700

today is July 4… you know that that means, Loves. It’s my birthday. I hope to get some birthday kisses and not those pesky punches… pinches are fine if they’re on the right spots. <3

(yes her birthday is 7/4. it has nothing to do with the holiday but instead that both numbers are considered unlucky in various cultures.))

A Grimmy and a Rudo version.

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 18:45:58 -0700

A Grimmy and a Rudo version.

Kinky Questions. Learn all my sexual secrets.

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 05:11:13 -0700

Reblog if you want to receive terrible, yet hilarious, pick-up lines.

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 01:05:56 -0700

ask-brownie-hooves:

A collection of turn ons… and of course my comments on...

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 20:20:44 -0700

A collection of turn ons… and of course my comments on them. <3

red: seven insecurities

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 07:37:14 -0700

red: seven insecurities
orange: six fears
yellow: five turn ons
green: four life goals
blue: three fears
indigo: two weaknesses
violet: one thing you love

Ever wonder what goes on in my head when I’m...

Sat, 30 Jun 2012 20:52:17 -0700

Ever wonder what goes on in my head when I’m bored…and sometimes when I’m not?

Hmmm I few random things I forgot I had. Looks like Grimmy guest...

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 15:05:15 -0700

Hmmm I few random things I forgot I had. Looks like Grimmy guest stars in a few. <3

Singing sensation perhaps? Nah… only when I’m in the...

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 15:00:55 -0700

Singing sensation perhaps? Nah… only when I’m in the shower.

lifeseekerxl: Not my entry into the contest at all… Getting...

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 06:42:13 -0700

lifeseekerxl:

Not my entry into the contest at all… Getting burned out with other stuff, didn’t want to not have a DD. Saw a pic of Rayne recently and for whatever reason I equated the two. Another fun fact: This was an initial idea for a SwapNote reply, but the quality would have been far poorer, so I went with something more abstract.

Tired.

Ah lovely art of your’s truly. <3 It’s wonderful Love. Thank you.

meow…cat me

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 06:38:10 -0700

meow…cat me