Ask Amelia
Jul 29
Kinky Questions, go go go go
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1:
Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
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2:
Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
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3:
A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
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4:
Something that never fails to make you horny:
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Where is one place you would never have sex:
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6:
The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
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7:
Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
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8:
What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
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9:
What is the fastest way to make you horny:
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10:
Top or bottom?
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11:
We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
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12:
Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
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13:
Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
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Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
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15:
Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
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Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
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17:
Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
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18:
Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
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19:
Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
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20:
A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
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21:
How big is too big:
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22:
One sexual thing you would never do:
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Biggest turn on:
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Three spots that drive you insane:
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Worst possible time to get horny:
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26:
Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
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Worst sexual idea you ever had:
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28:
How much fapping is too much fapping:
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29:
Best sexual complement you ever got:
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30:
Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
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31:
Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
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32:
Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
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33:
What your favorite part of your body:
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Favorite foreplay activities:
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35:
Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
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36:
What do you wear to bed?
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37:
When was the first time you masturbated:
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38:
Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
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39:
Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
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40:
Have/would you ever have sex outside?
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Have/would you ever had a threesome?
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42:
What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
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43:
Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
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44:
Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
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What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
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46:
What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
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47:
Most attractive celebrity?
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48:
Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
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49:
If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
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50:
Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
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51:
What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
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52:
Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
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53:
Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
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54:
How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
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55:
How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
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56:
Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
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57:
Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
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58:
Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
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59:
Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
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60:
Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
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61:
Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
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62:
Do you watch porn?
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63:
How small is too small?
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64:
Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
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65:
Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
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66:
Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
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67:
Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
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68:
Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
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69:
If you could give yourself head, would you?
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70:
Booty or Boobs?
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71:
If you had a penis, what would you name it?
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72:
Have you ever been on an official date?
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73:
Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
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74:
If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
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75:
Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
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76:
How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
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77:
What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
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78:
If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
Jul 27
Jiru's Stuff: 37. Enemy
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jirusstuff:
Requested for Amelia
…
The eyes looking back were narrowed, angry, and full of a raw hatred that seemed to have no real cause. Still it boiled over and the sheer look of that gaze was enough to make even a grown man cower like a child. And these eyes were only a mere reflection; so the real…
Jul 21
(via jirusstuff)
Jul 17
Jul 15
Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.
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A:
Are you a virgin?
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B:
3 biggest pet peeves
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C:
Celebrity crush?
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D:
If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
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E:
Do you smoke?
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F:
Do you drink?
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G:
If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
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H:
Longest relationship and with who?
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I:
5 turn ons
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J:
5 turn offs
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K:
What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
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L:
Would you ever date someone of another race?
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M:
What is your sexual orientation?
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N:
Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
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O:
Who are you crushing on right now?
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P:
Who is your bestfriend?
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Q:
Your guilty pleasure?
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R:
Who was your first kiss?
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S:
Do looks matter to you?
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T:
What kind of underwear are you wearing?
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U:
How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
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V:
How far have you gone?
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W:
Do you like it when people play with your hair?
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X:
Are you circumcised?
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Y:
Do you name your private parts?
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Z:
Do you pee in the shower?
Jul 14
(Source: lovinglines)
Jul 13
inside joke. <3
(Source: funtimezodiacfun)
The Zodiacs and Their Roles (III - slumber party!)
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Aries:
the one that has a million blankets and pillows
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Taurus:
the one that brings snacks and gives romance advice
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Gemini:
the one that talks all night and never goes to sleep
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Cancer:
the one with the hidden naughty side playing truth or dare
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Leo:
starts a pillow fight
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Virgo:
GOSSIPS
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Libra:
wants to talk about all the cutest boys
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Scorpio:
The one with a favorite stuffed bear
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Sagittarius:
Says they're gonna pull an all-nighter -- they're the first ones asleep!
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Capricorn:
Listens, and observes the action
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Aquarius:
is on tumblr the whole time
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Pisces:
Is the "timid" one during truth or dare
If this wasn’t from a BL comic… I’d say this man is describing me. Haha. <3
(Source: lovinglines)
Jul 04
today is July 4… you know that that means, Loves. It’s my birthday. I hope to get some birthday kisses and not those pesky punches… pinches are fine if they’re on the right spots. <3
(yes her birthday is 7/4. it has nothing to do with the holiday but instead that both numbers are considered unlucky in various cultures.))
